Origins of Blahsheep 1

eeThe strange thing about Blahsheep is that some how he can irritate people if he says something like "Did you see the purple umbrella?" or "Cheesecake goes good with daisies!" It can make some people fall over in agony at the simple horror of not thinking before you say. The Blahsheep may mean to say "I had to use my purple umbrella when it was spitting so it wouldn't ruin my cheesecake." but may say "My cheesecake ate my purple umbrella!" That can make people gasp in horror at the inability to think before you talk.

Blah of the day:
My cheesecake ate my purple umbrella

Fences can jump

I thought of this after I saw a five-year-old trying to ride and she kept saying "The fences are jumping out at me!"as she veered into a fence.

Macedonia is the home of Mr. Grapefruit

Can an email inbox refuse to get an email?
Can a phone refuse to answer a call?

Can green towels open doors?

The Blahsheep

The Blahsheep. A strange creature that I made up on the spot. It is a sheep that by some amazing process is able to talk. But it doesn't use it's skill for good. No, in fact it uses it to say random things like "Frogs taste good in a pie" or "Have you ever thought of grapes taking over the universe?" So this blog is about imaginary things that the Blahsheep says. So sit back and enjoy.

Blah of the day:
Have you ever thought of grapes taking over the universe?